What one thing do you feel you're an expert in?

I don't usually respond to these kind of things, but this question caught my eye.

What do I feel I'm an expert in? In one word- life. I am an expert at how to live life, how to enjoy it and how to make the mot of it. Perhaps at the present moment it might look like I'm not doing the best in life, but that is merely an illusion. As I can't have everything I want right now I preffer to push things off untill I actually need them. All my talents will come to use when I need them.

I am an expert at whatever I do. I am not boasting, I am stating a fact. No matter what field of interest I take upon myself I will be one of the best in it. May it be writing, dancing, studying or having sex, I will be the best in that field. I will not let myself settle for second place. I cannot do such a thing. The possibility doesn't even exist.

I am the best there is and no one can beat me cause no one can. The only records I have left to break are my own, and my goal is to break those records again and again.